Classic, Vintage & Retro Porn

In another installment of Skip’s Guide to Scorin’ Chicks, he teaches us how to read chicks. According to the master of the pick up line, chicks love playing hard to get, but always want to be gotten. From his cheesy come-on lines to his creamy cum on her tits, you gotta hand it to him – he can get the job done. Ok, she’s not playing that hard to get, but there’s plenty of entertainment to be had here. Featuring deep cock sucking, wet pussy licking and a long hard cock punishing a pretty pink trimmed snatch.

Ginger Lynn and two of her friends decide to take off for the beach this summer. She and her girlfriends are hanging out in hot bikinis, and it’s not long before they decide to get super naughty on the boat. Of course I’m half worried that if they get too naughty they’re going to capsize the damn thing – of course that sounds like it would be pretty damn fun too. It’s not long before this turns into a whole boat orgy, which is not something that I can claim to have seen very often. I wish I saw more of it though, for sure.

Mai Lin was with a guy and another girl and they went to a hot spring where they got naked and got into the nice hot water. They soaked for a short time then he stood up and had both girls suck on his dick. The girls got him hard then he put Mai on all fours and he slipped it in from behind. He pounded her while the other girl played with her tits then he moved over and fucked the other girl doggy style while Mai played with his balls and spanked the girls ass. The guy slammed away on that tight pussy then he pulled out and shot a hot load all over her ass while Mai rubbed it in.

Annette Haven was hanging with John Leslie playing some pool and having some fun. She lost the game so she paid up by taking her clothes off. He sat her down on the pool table, spread her legs wide open and started licking her pussy. Once he had her dripped wet he put her on all fours and took her from behind like a pool shark breaking a new rack of balls. He slammed that pool cue into her nice, wet corner pocket. She laid on her back and let him give her nice long, hard strokes. As he was ready to cum he pulled out and blasted her nice tits with a hot load.

Amber Lynn is a icon of porn and she had F.M Bradley fucking her pussy while Ray Victory had his cock in her mouth. She sucked his cock while F.M. pounded away. She flipped over on her hands and knees and let Ray slam that dick deep inside her. He grabbed her hips and pulled her back, pounding that love hole like he was drilling for coal. He hammered away, slapped her ass and made her cum all over his long, black dick. As he was ready to cum he pulled out and decorated her nice big tits with a nice hot load of baby batter. Amber is a legend and loves a cum shower.

Annette Havens is one of those classic pornstars that you just want to cuddle up next to and bury your face in her boobies. She is beyond amazing, with all of the grace and beauty that you could ever want to see in a porn starlet. She just belongs on the screen, with a grace unlike any other pornstar I’ve ever seen. She is fucking Paul Thomas in this one, and everything she does just keeps me in thrall. I love watching her boobies bouncing up and down all over the place, and when she gets ready to cum it’s just mind blowing.

Seka is one of the biggest names in the porn industry ever – so many men have whacked it to her, it’s a wonder that we don’t all have callouses on our dicks. This scene is one where Seka is wandering around before meting up with Mike Ranger and Ken Yontz. It’s lust at first sight with this trio, and they go for a classic MMF threesome that will really keep you on the edge of your seat. She knows how to work both of these cocks at once, sliding her hands up and down until she gets them both cumming all over her.

Now some people don’t appreciate the classics properly – but not me. I just love watching classic porn in all of its many forms – you just don’t see authentic action like that in today’s porn. There’s a plot, however corny, and sometimes they do end up being totally awesome. This one has Seka in a FFM threesome with Marleen and R.J. Reynolds. Seka is a kind of hero of mine – she is just so beautiful and lovely and I can’t help but want to just grab her tight and fuck the hell out of her. She is just one hell of a woman.

Oh man – do you remember the good old days of porn? Where the women had those luscious natural tits, and pussies that were so hairy you could almost touch the hair from all the way across the room? Yeah, you might think that’s gross, but come on. The shaved waxed plastic look of today’s pornstars is nothing compared to the all natural women of the past. Ska and Linda Wong make a marvelous bisexual couple as they tag team Jamie Gillis until he is just coming all over the place. Now that’s what I call an instant classic.